Mojave Desert. A horse rider is atop a cliff.— PerfumeAdsForSale (@PerfumeAds) January 20, 2018
We cut in close. It’s Zayn Malik, chewing a toothpick.
He is shirtless (the horse). His nostrils flare (Zayn’s).
The wind whispers: "Claim your destiny..."
Cut wider. It is the horse that is riding Zayn.
Neither has noticed.
Board room meeting. Daniel Craig storms out.— PerfumeAdsForSale (@PerfumeAds) February 12, 2018
Lift. Loosens his tie.
Lobby. Tears off his shirt.
Sidewalk. No trousers.
Pants on the floor.
“I break the mould, I”.
Somewhere in New York, Daniel Craig is naked apart from socks.
Open on Taylor Swift inside a glass box in a maximum security prison.— PerfumeAdsForSale (@PerfumeAds) January 18, 2018
Music is outlawed and she’s on Death Row.
For her last meal, she’s ordered ice cream. It melts away, revealing a microphone.
She sings, shattering the glass cell. And the glass ceiling.
She is not injured.
LA. Poolside.— PerfumeAdsForSale (@PerfumeAds) January 26, 2018
Face to face
and back to back.
And wet (symbolic).
They lean in for the kiss
Selena swallows Justin whole, her bottom jaw detaching like a python's.
She will digest him for the next 12-15 months.
VO: be delicious
Courtroom.— PerfumeAdsForSale (@PerfumeAds) January 30, 2018
A glowering Tom Hardy holds his chin in place with a thumb & finger.
The judge bellows:
“How do you plead?”
We can’t understand a word Tom Hardy says.
“HOW DO YOU PLEAD?”
It’s like he’s not speaking English.
Tom draws a scar on his face with pen.
It's 3am. Henry Cavill in a penthouse apartment looking over the city, wearing a bin bag as a top.— PerfumeAdsForSale (@PerfumeAds) January 19, 2018
Margot Robbie holds out her hand.
He reluctantly places two large jewels in her palm.
Henry: “We’ll see.”
He doesn’t have eyes now.
Open in the garden of a English country estate.— PerfumeAdsForSale (@PerfumeAds) January 23, 2018
In slow motion, teenage girls skip round in a circle.
Whispered voice: “Love is a game”
They're wearing white. Flowers in their hair.
“Lust is a flame"
In the centre of the circle is Willem Defoe but as a crab.
Low lighting. Scarlett Johansson touches her neck, in an expensive car.— PerfumeAdsForSale (@PerfumeAds) January 23, 2018
She is parked inside the Louvre.
Manspreading on the car’s roof is Chris Hemsworth.
Scarlett: "Defy authority."
She hits the gas and speeds into the distance.
We can no longer see Chris Hemsworth.
An egg in an ethereal white space.— PerfumeAdsForSale (@PerfumeAds) January 18, 2018
The shell splits and the two halves fall dramatically.
It's Jayden Smith and he's covered in fluid.
Open on a group of male sailors. Tight clothing. Mid pillow fight.— PerfumeAdsForSale (@PerfumeAds) January 18, 2018
One of the sailors turns and says in a girl’s voice:
Sailor: Defy expectations.
Close-up on a feather.
Cut wide. The sailors are now geese.
The pillows are now stuffed with tiny men.
Midnight. Kiera Knightley and Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson, on the top of the Eiffel Tower.— PerfumeAdsForSale (@PerfumeAds) January 21, 2018
Kiera - “Did you ever have a dream that just felt so real you...”
The Rock interrupts - “...didn’t want to wake up?”
Her hands are serpents and her knees are on backwards.
In some vast woodland at dusk, an owl hoots.— PerfumeAdsForSale (@PerfumeAds) January 19, 2018
A squirrel runs through the undergrowth.
We cut to an ancient tree.
In the trunk is the unmistakeable face of Gigi Hadid.
Gigi Tree: “What’s your forest?”
Interior. Candlelight. Charlize Theron reclines on a red chaise long.— PerfumeAdsForSale (@PerfumeAds) January 23, 2018
She is powerful. Seductive.
The camera tracks down her impossibly long body.
Charlize - “To live…”
The candle flickers.
Her body really is very long.
She turns into some bats.
A Bavarian forest. Sat under a tree, Sarah Michelle Gellar wearing a tunic.— PerfumeAdsForSale (@PerfumeAds) January 25, 2018
She plays a lute and begins to sing.
“Tun up de ting, tun up de ting.”
The bass drops.
The forest is alive with colour.
A Eurasian Bear rubs its back against a tree.
Fade to pink.
George Clooney, covered in oil.— PerfumeAdsForSale (@PerfumeAds) January 18, 2018
Laying seductively on a huge griddle pan.
He strokes a large shallot that covers his modesty.
A lingerie model pokes him with tongs.
"He is rare".
Open in a busy Vegas casino. Three dice are rolled.— PerfumeAdsForSale (@PerfumeAds) January 19, 2018
Cut to a sausage being massaged out of a sausage machine by a gloved hand.
Back to the casino. The dice scatter across the table.
Cut to a time-lapse of a fox decomposing.
The dice settle. They read ‘Sex’ ‘Sex’ and ’Sex’.
Thandie Newton scales a steep mountain. She is not appropriately dressed for rock climbing.— PerfumeAdsForSale (@PerfumeAds) January 18, 2018
At the peak, she closes her eyes and says:
Where do you go from here?
Her legs become jet thrusters and she continues to ascend.
She is not appropriately dressed for being a rocket.
A grand bedroom. Drake perches at the end of a four-poster bed, naked.— PerfumeAdsForSale (@PerfumeAds) January 22, 2018
He looks back at the sleeping women entwined in his bed sheets.
We hear his innermost thoughts: “Every virtuous act is inspired by a dark secret”
Then he eats six gold bars.
A glamorous black tie affair.— PerfumeAdsForSale (@PerfumeAds) January 25, 2018
A handsome man catches Penelope Cruz’ eyes,
which she has thrown at him.
They slip out of the party, unnoticed.
Cut to Penelope in a bubble bath
The man unbuttons his shirt.
Penelope: (sensually) “Alone at last”
He shaves her eyeless head.